I want to get one but there just hasn’t been a time that I’ve been like, “yes, now is a good time to take a day or two off work to be miserable”

That is so heartbreaking.

I was pleasantly surprised to the number of older women who asked me if I had changed my name after I got married, and then said “good” when I said no :)

One of the few “forever woulds” out there

I think they’re more of a replacement for pantyliners rather than replacement for tampons/pads.

I’m going to refuse to listen to this the way I refuse to eat some of my favorite childhood snacks, out of fear that they will be terrible and ruin all my fond memories.

I guess the long sleeve turtleneck one would HAVE to have snaps, other wise there’s no way you’re shimmying out the neck hole.

Ok, I legitimately need to know, how do you get in and out of them?

I like them too but HOW DO YOU PEE? HOWWW?

That’s not a groomzilla, that’s a fucking terrible human.

I’ve dated and been attracted to men all over the map but by looking at my first ever crush (Aladdin) and forever crush (my husband), there my true type reveals itself.

Add Desmond and that’s me.

I vote for the latter option.

The white ones truly are the best though.

Surely he isn’t spending that much on wardrobe or transportation.

I want to be his assistant.
“thorin! take a picture of my smoothie, I want to post it on the tweeter internet.”

I was really disturbed by that too :/

:( I pretty much went numb and have very patchy/imprecise memories of what actually happened. And after the shock wore off I cried hysterically. It’s impossible to really know how you will react in a crisis situation, but I can pretty much guarantee you will be less cool and collected then you like to believe.

holy shit

Wow, just goes to show how important butt cheeks really are.