Donkeys can be really terrible.

Wait... what part was genetically engineered and what was the advantage of that?

Damn, why did no one ever tell me that ‘macaroni raker’ was a career option?

I can’t really say for sure, but I think it’s the natural human tendency to not want to accept responsibility, amplified by the cultural cues that teach boys that they don’t actually have to put effort into relationships.

omg, I’m going to propose that idea to my husband. He has probably never heard of subway rat though.

Yesterday I saw a car with a Ben Carson bumper sticker. Last week I saw a Trump one. I went straight home and ordered my Bernie one.

at least people are admitting he was an asshole?

I also went to one of the shows on the Avril/Simple Plan tour. A few months ago I heard a Simple Plan song for the first time in years and totally remember all the words.

especially if this was in between her first two albums.

jfc, if this really was the shooter posting, all of these people should be charge with aiding and abetting or conspiracy or something.

I believe the 2nd amendment means that everyone has the right to own a Revolutionary War era musket. Capable of a single shot every 90 seconds or so with dubious range and accuracy. Anything more powerful/deadly should be subject to reasonable restrictions based on power/deadliness.

Wait, I want to know what movie this is even though everyone seems to agree it’s terrible.

if mediocrity was against the law...well...

Grade: A++

I didn’t realize it had been more than two years since she and Will Arnett divorced, guess I’m super behind the times.

I’m leaning toward creepy but I think it depends how elaborate the set up was. Because I find friending/messaging a random person on facebook based on their profile picture is also creepy. Like, going to a public event or friends party that he was already invited to is not nearly as bad as, say, staking out her work…

I had the same issue. The kids were fucking awful.

Right? How many parents actually want to be addressed by Mr./Mrs.? I imagine the ones who do make that known.

ugh.

omg, Rand Paul is so smol