Thank you.

Yeah, I hate to defend GP but this is some British tabloid level distortion of the story. Healthy eating and other habits absolutely can help with illness, not necessarily as a ‘cure’ but definitely to manage symptoms. It seems like most of what she’s recommending food-wise is basically following principles of the…

They are. Jezebel’s fucking obsessed with it and there’s usually a blog about it or the Bachelorette at least once a week.

Exactly. Did they notify the school before or after they jerked off to Crystal’s content? 

Cowlick here, so I couldn’t wear a middle part even if I wanted to. Not that I’d ever want to because center-parts are like nude lipstick, mid-calf boots and strapless wedding dresses - shit that becomes super trendy despite the fact they only flatter 0.5% of the people who adopt them.

Boot cuts look great if you’ve got lean legs or you’re tall. On me they just make my thighs look even chunkier and my legs look even shorter. I look awesome in high-waisted pants, including pleated 80s shit, mom jeans, and skinny jeans. Low-cut boot-cut jeans are like the worst thing I could do to my figure, second…

Thank you.

I think it’s hilarious and fitting that the only reason boomers and millennials even remember Gen X exists is to blame us for everything, despite the fact that we’re a much smaller generation and basically powerless. 

Center parts look good on very few people. Not even being young can make a center part look good if you don’t have the right shaped face for it. It’s like a low pony tail. Some women look amazing in them but the vast majority of us look like founding fathers when we attempt it. And don’t even get me started on a low…

Yeah, it’s a bad idea. But I guess they’re rich enough they can afford the divorce.

Except it’s not about whose fault it is or isn’t? No one cares about that, except earnest progressives who don’t understand the game is rigged against them and that the world is a cynical place.  It’s about being strategic and figuring out the most effective ways to achieve what you want instead of sounding like a…

Buzzwords are annoying though, especially when they’re so prevalent. Maybe, as conservatives co-opt them for their own nefarious purposes, leftists will finally stop sounding like cloned broken records? I’m fucking sick of hearing ‘problematic’, ‘doing the work’, ‘centering’, ‘speaking their truth’, ‘speaking truth…

I think Philip’s not long for the world (the dude is 100) and the palace is the one that released the Megxit statement to control the narrative and I think they did it not to cover up Philip’s health but to use it to garner sympathy for the queen and to cover up the palace’s bitterness and bitchiness toward the…

Of course. There’s a whole cottage industry dedicated to this. It’s crazy how these two really trigger some people and bring out all the biases and prejudices they’re probably in denial about.

No, it’s not. Sussexit is awkward and not catchy or funny the way Megxit is.

Demi Lovato sounds absolutely fucking exhausting. Talk about pathological levels of attention-seeking.

They also insist on calling Marilyn Manson a ‘shock rocker’ even though that asshole mall goth hasn’t shocked anyone since the 90s. 

Yeah, they pull shit like that all the time with the celebrities they have an irrational dislike for. In the case of Shepard and Kristen Bell, I think their unforgivable offence in Jez writers’ eyes is that they own several properties which they *gasp* rent, which makes them *gasp* property owners/landlords and Jez is…

This! I think there’s something sexy about Pinault as well. He looks like Daniel Craig’s less hot, French brother. He also looks like the type of man who is extremely confident and comfortable with himself and I find that super hot. 

There are a lot of young republicans in Florida. That state is trash and it’s not just a matter of waiting for the old farts to die off.