The story of Sepp Blatter reminds minds me a story I know called “The Puppy who lost his way”

He’s quite the handful

I’d take them any day over stinkbugs. No I idea what that thing is or even if it’s poisonous, still don't care.

Feelin’ antsy...

He held his own against that “thug”.

He will be hard to replace. Luckily, ESPN has the best recruiting firms looking for another potential breakthrough turd sandwich.

I bet he was deflated by the lax sentencing.

“What a bunch of jobbers.” - Rockapella

I thought Griner’s Johnson would be bigger than that

I think I saw that advertisement on Dr. Oz once

um no

You win

I played against Eddie Drummond in high school, dude was blazing fast

Hingle McCringleberry

Roger Goodell

Merton Hanks and his giraffe neck

now Suckie, be nice to your brother. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t think deflating the footballs led to multiple Super Bowls given he possesses the mental faculties to read, type, and maintain consciousness.

Griner should hire Jastremski and McNally to deflate her Adam’s apple

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