Being a Juggulo 4 Life is dangerous

You're so vein

“Grab the bull by the horns, huh? FUCK YOU.”

“What a great idea!”- guy with no fingers, hand, wrists, or feet

Just curious, anyone know what the psi of the soccer balls in the first half were, and if they were checked pregame? Asking for a friend, thanks.

“That’s exactly what I was thinking”- No one ever

Hey guys, let me know if I need to explain to you where the clitoris is located.

Forgive if I assume you really meant that your wife was “generally aware” Brady would “more probably than not” appeal the suspension.

He may be a Caps fan, but he was behaving like a total Canucklehead

I heard Greg Oden was in attendance, and was significantly injured from just watching the fight in his seat.

Now...let’s not get all up in arms and Raz Barrie

actually, it’s spelled “fore”.

Just when they had putt that tragedy behind them...

Actually, the point and the main target of the joke is Roger Goodell. Keep trolling though...Godpseed.

Friendly tip: If you want to sound credible, you may want to change your username

You guys, just let me know if I need to show you where the clitoris is.

They could generate even more money charging people $5 a head to come watch my girlfriend chew me out in a gymnasium for 2 hours.

Just imagine the damage she could have done without a torn rotator cuff...

Are you certain or more probably than not certain? You should at least be generally aware of the differences between the two.