Everyone dies of starvation because John Madden raids the early bird dinner buffet everyday at precisely 245PM.

They never let me in!

We know he didn't threaten to play defense...BOOYAH

I'll wager 95% of the people who read this don't get it

Ironic how a they are playing music from a eunuch in the background

"You got the over too Bob? Fuck yeah."

That's because it's one that applied to your horrible post above

Murray made her cum Sooner

We are all now stupider for having read your post. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

She hid the real spray tan place under "facial"

"turn to the side for your Mcmugshot sir."

A clear case of domestMc abuse

"John, I think that cougar landed her Mellencamp."

"Oh yeah? Well I had sex with YOUR wife! "

It was Rodgers on the grassy knoll all along

A more successful radio

In Soviet Russia, CHAIR push YOU over!!!!

Not afraid to show off his Bald Eagle

"For engineering class, we all ran a train on her."

"Looking for experienced girls not afraid of taking a penalty shot to the face..."