In his defense he only asked them to assist because you can't use your own hands in soccer.

The Joker was spotted leaving the stadium...

NO ONE can simulate the authentic Andy Reid mustache ride

My Sunday foursome has 3 putz in it

Should have smoked a fag instead like John Daly

He had a 120g of Spice on him because he was trying to kick it up a notch. BAM.

I heard her instagram name is @OralHershiser

"Hat Trick" is actually a covert reference to the Third Reich...can't trust this guy. Firing him was The Final Solution.

"Toe bone connected to the foot boneFoot bone connected to the heel boneHeel bone connected to the ankle boneAnkle bone connected to the shin boneShin bone connected to the knee boneKnee bone connected to the thigh boneThigh bone connected to the hip boneHip bone connected to the back boneBack bone connected to the…

guess he's out on a Chevy Chase

Silverado you know where my truck is?

Perfect, maybe make parachute pants the coaching staff's new uniform too

I'd like to make a motion that Auburn gains an automatic birth to the BCS playoff after seeing this. Actually, just crown them champs now. Or have a Saban vs. Malzahn pants-off dance-off. I'd pay PPV bucks.

Garbage>>>>>Candy Corn

Terrell Thugs

Suisham is more elite than Flacc-no...TRUTH

He learned that from watching a teammate do that to his girlfriend

The Billy Butler School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too

"What do you do after you have unprotected sex with Jose Canseco?"