“Did someone say three legged race?”

What mail-in community college did you get your journalism degree from, Dennis Perkins? You NEVER write about Veep without mentioning Richard Splett. NEVER. EVER.

She’s intentionally mixing apples and oranges. She is using the success and popularity of the women’s national team to argue that a women’s professional league should be given more money. This, of course, completely ignores the fact that the women’s national team is not designed as a business. For whatever reason she…

Given that the title of her autobiography is Everyone Keeps Telling Me to Go Fuck Myself, it seems like it happens alot.

“Coroner" seems like a big miss here tbh

She already had the blow out, she was wincing because of the impending seepage. 

Unless you’re going for a dramatic last-minute big shit while on the scale. “137 you say? Hold on one second.”  

Okay, I get why these things are held publicly and why the fighters need to be visible (part publicity part “you only believe what you see”) but why in the fuck do we have to use a doctor’s scale from the 1920's with the sad ass UFC shower curtain? Part of the pain of the whole process was watching Doctor Thumbs M.D.…

If I lay on the couch with the dog for two hours in the morning, I’d be covered in piss and probably feces by the time I got up.

“I choose not to run”

I’m mostly agnostic on the netting issue but the “if it saves one life” argument is beyond silly.

That kick damn near rectum.

What about the fact the runner ran on the grass and not along the baseline thereby making it tougher for the pitcher to get the out.

so anti-colonialism is bad now? It’s hard to be woke.

That’s what they use for their sting operations.

Come on, if the writer had the wherewithal to presume this was a Larry David style situation, surely we can expect them to have been familiar enough with his actual work.

I don’t have anything groundbreaking to add here, just wanted to say that I went to high school with James (Jamie Holzhauer, as he was known back then) and his brother Ian at Naperville North in the late 90s/early 2000s, and they were both super nice guys that treated everyone the same regardless of clique/social…

Drake vs the Warriors is the hottest cornball action since

Rays: where did you learn to leave huge parts of the park unoccupied?

“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation”