“no I don’t think you’re becoming a vapid self centered idiot.”

“It’s a little dull for miles 3-20, but wait until you see how I pedal for miles 21-40!”

He was in poor health at 93 years old and Cinder took full advantage, gaining quite a bit of weight (as you can see!)

he wanted to protest anonymously!

Maybe he needs to use a white towel instead of brown.

“Maybe I can find a nice compromise with the Chinese government.”

An intelligent person actually thought this.

Fuck, I miss Jim Anchower. I wonder what he’s up to these days?

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

+1 Camp Grenada

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

I can’t believe Adam Vinatieri is still in the league. I also can’t believe it’s not butter, so clearly I haven’t been paying much attention since the mid-90’s.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

I didn’t even know the NFL was getting people addicted to the Civil War.

What kind of shitty job do you have where you have to wait until after work to Google shit? Are you a first responder or something?

I have it on good authority that this doesn’t apply if the error is in the amount of $200.

Twenty years ago, my coach said all he saw out there were little girls, but anecdotes aren’t data.

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

The Defenechstration of Houston

Well, yeah, but it’s gotta be a Home Depot bucket from 2009 or later.