You should have asking him to solve the Ray Lewis Equation:

True story, but back when I was a first year First Officer at a regional airline (making roughly $17k/yr), I absolutely trolled the hallways of hotels on overnights for leftover room service. To this day I remember my biggest haul was a large pizza only missing one piece. It was like hitting the lottery.

Alex

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

Is Pink Floyd not counting in this discussion?

I wish I was so good at making friends I could afford to weaponize it.  

Wow! Neat stuff, this is inspiring to me as someone who does not feel secure/fulfilled by their job.

I want some mac and cheese… smh this curfew… on the road again... don’t even know … ready for dinner… takin care of business…

To be fair, it was a great outcome to a poor decision. That’s a shot that you have to be 100% on. 22 seconds left when you get the ball and you hold it and shoot from the edge of the logo? Hell of a shot if you make it, look like an idiot if you miss.

Meanwhile Matt Kuchar wishes no one would cash his cheques.

9 point OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!

you can tell he’s a great teammate because he doesn’t use “All By Myself” as a walk-up song

I stand by my theory that there is a finite amount of ‘Chris Davis’ baseball ability in the universe and it is currently being used by the A’s Khris [sic] Davis

If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...

RIP, Nipsey.

Let’s remember some cat puns:

Maybe they tried skinning it from the tail end the first time and were like, “well fuck, that was just about the worst thing ever. I am scratched to shit, neosporin hasn’t been invented yet, so I’m probably going to die if these scratches get infected. God, I think I would actually welcome death right now, I don’t…

If this were Cooper, the clues of “word he didn’t know” and “mom” would clearly indicate this kid used the word “love.”

That ref who bumped his leg while stepping over him ( seriously, why the fuck did he feel he needed to step over the injured player at all? ) seriously needs to be fired. That’s easily the most fucked up part of the clip.

As a GT fan, I can assure you getting a four-star recruit is rarer than a player dying.