Pure fire. Might consider changing the punctuation in the quote to clarify that 6 white coaches are being hired and 2 black coaches are being fired. As it is it reads more like there are 6 white coaches and 2 black coaches being hired.

You watch porn on DVD? Do you also rent them from your local mom and pop video store?

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

NdaMoekong Suh, right, Larry?

Can’t wait to buy a Montae Nicholson plush doll with all proceeds going to the Dan Snyder’s Bank Account Foundation

I would say the old NBA on NBC theme could give that a good run for its money.

Because how else are people supposed to know when theyre ready for some football?

Okay, real talk as a person of color who works in a bank. Minus the fact they called the cops, which was totally not okay, steps 1-4 are literal actual steps for ANYONE. I do this to white people on the regular.

Hook and ladder is a type of fire truck.

Isn’t the tag supposed to go around the guy’s toe?

How much is this going to cost me is probably another good question given the appalling state of US healthcare system.

There were a lot of poor decisions being made by the individuals in that video.

Listen up pigeon, it’s hard to chirp with rubber in your mouth.

you want to hear an insane stat?

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

From what I heard Schnatter‘s crime was quoting someone else’s use of the N-word as an example of bad behavior, though he did say it without the hyphen. While crass, insensitive, and certainly not politically correct, I wouldn’t call it proof of racism.  I hope the author is basing her charge on more than that.…

build a company from nothing and then have it snatched from you and see how your dumbass reacts. 

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

More like: Randy, and how!