I put the old bar sliver on top of a new bar (while both are wet) because they then meld together. Then it’s all good.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

Wild Card, bitches!!

When in Philly, Shaq always fills up at this establishment:

So did they rule that Oladipo’s shot hit the glass above the rim? Because the NBA rulebook clearly states a shot that hits the backboard below the rim can be blocked and is not a goaltend.

I mean, his spleen was done for. Removing the organ just seems unfair to the fans.

Bringing Eric Reid into Cincinnati for an interview has provoked almost everyone. Conservatives ripped into the Bengals for potentially making a “predictable signing of a troublemaker.” Liberals are now lampooning the Bengals for asking Reid if he intends to kneel.

is that sweet dee

Ohtani has been awesome, but I’ve seen the fickle nature of the public’s affection for a cool dog from outer space being added to an iconic cat-mouse duo before.

It’s the catchers’ fault. Should have called for their sliders.

Jesus Christ this take is hot hot garbage.

Or, release a swarm of oceanospirillales in the compartment. They EAT oil! Of course, you’ll need to get rid of those with some microbe eating bacteria, so release those next. Then a box of cockroaches to eat the bacteria. Then centipedes to eat the cockroaches. Then a gaggle of chickens to eat the centipedes. Then a…

Well, that headline was certainly a huge disappointment

RC is the best cola. Fight me.

Sorry, but RC is better than Coke and Pepsi.

*OVERHEAD WHOOOOOOOOOOSHHHH*

This man will not shut up or dribble.

If anything, this year’s Super Bowl is evidence of how valuable having a quarterback who can catch the ball is.

White man, balding, overweight, employs a laminated dollar bill on a string. Gentleman I believe I’ve cracked the case.