I kinda thought that you, of all people, would realize there’s only two ways you can get a neck injury, and it’s not Ambien. 

I had the exact same thought.

Many Russian fans help keep the stands clean by throwing bananas on the field.

I didn’t realize Bud Dwyer survived that self-inflicted gunshot wound!

I’ve seen Top Gun enough to know that those are just afterburners...

mom?

Wow, I haven’t seen a thai fighter destroyed that badly since Blue Harvest!

By getting a tattoo of a wristband on his left wrist, he freed up a lot of time to work out more. No more having to put on and take off a wristband or bracelet for this guy! Smart move!!

Yes there was a good long article about Skunk somewhere last year, had never heard of that one.

Quit your moaning kid, you’re lucky it didn’t hit you in the head!

That’s a designed play right? Perfect for that situation, 1st and third, 2 puts, lefty pitcher. Steal at same time, trip and fall in front of pitcher, get yourself in a rundown worst case and runner at third scores. Or they’re just very lucky...

Please let Jake Byrd be at that flag rally....

Everyone wants to blame this on J.R., but they’re forgetting about the Cav who took a poor defensive risk at the end of Q2, leaving Curry open for the 30 foot 3 pointer that he buried at the buzzer... Oh wait... that was J.R. too? never mind...

Re: highway merge. Some of my favorite people on this planet are the truckers who you allow to merge in well before the road construction absolutely forces you. Then they straddle the lane as a blocker to prevent any self-important douche bags to rocket past everyone else who executed a polite zipper move and merge in…

Please let the victim’s name be John Doe.

That sounded more pleasant than listening to a professional women’s tennis match.

I’ve had several Cree bulbs fail in less than 3 years moderate use. Of course they come with a warranty, IF you’re dumb enough to pay the shipping costs to send it back to the manufacturer.

Reader’s World Rocked When He Learns There Is Japanese College Football

Subtitle of some of these neck injuries should be, “Why I’m Now Walking Like Hawking”.

That pitcher is pretty good. He leads the league in ERA, WHIP, and now CTE.