Why was anyone trying to stop this fight from happening? It’s God’s plan.

Alternate theory: Kris Middleton makes at least the slightest effort to block out Marcus Smart, gets the rebound and this is not even a story.

I’ve always understood that carpenter bees do not sting! I’ve been telling my kids that for years, and I’ve never had one sting me - I hope yours was a freak variety.

The plus side of the carpenter bee is that if you have a racquetball racquet handy, they make for great anger release. They are quite the stationary target, make a nice sound off the strings, and from what I’ve read, they have no redeeming qualities for nature, so you can slaughter them with impunity!

I agree it could be risky - you’re relying on the ump making the call. When I’ve coached teenagers I’ve always wanted to tell the runner to plow into the SS whenever they try that little play where the SS circles around the runner to distract them (while the 2B sneaks over for the pickoff), but was never confident…

I’m not an umpire but it seems that the way to end this is for the runner to immediately break for third base when the SS goes immediately next to him, running into him. This should be obstruction, and he should be awarded third base - automatic steal.

I’ve found that jokingly asking your spouse if we remembered to pack the fudge goes over much better with TSA...

Given the age of most in attendance, I’m guessing “Less Filling” and “Tastes Great” will still be allowed....

Given the age of most in attendance, I’m guessing “Less Filling” and “Tastes Great” will still be allowed....

higher...

My shameful car secret:

The second guy deserved to get thrown out. Number 99? sure buddy... No name on the back of the jersey?? nice try.... He’s an impostor....

I think we deputize 16 grandmothers who know nothing about football and have no allegiances to any team, place one in a room at each football stadium per weekend, watching reruns of Matlock. When there’s a questionable catch, you simply interrupt Matlock, show them the slowmo clip and simply say, “Grandma, did this…

I expected more pixels....

And I’m supposed to believe there are TWO Georgias??? What’s next, are you gonna tell me there’s ANOTHER Paris besides Paris, Kentucky???

it was a joke, I’m fully aware that the state of Georgia has no ski slopes.

I think you missed it...

My god, first you wake up to find out that Tom Crean is your new basketball coach, then your ski-lift tries to kill you?? Those poor bulldog fans...

That’s not what he said, but the truth doesn’t matter so much anymore.

If you have a chainsaw sitting around that is too dull to cut through a human being, what the hell else are you using it for? Large blocks of butter that need slicing?