Reminds me of the two knuckleheads I sat near at a recent Mets game. They both dumped brand new $12 beers trying to catch a foul ball from some guy batting .225 for the season.... It was by far the most enjoyable part of a Mets-Braves game.

As opposed to the basic tactic of knowing that eventually, the Reds will toss J.J. Hoover out on the mound.

At least we know someone finally told Huell he could leave the safe house!

If I were playing over/under on RJ’s career earnings, I woulda lost badly. Dude has made $108 million in his career, holy crap.

The burning question in the aftermath of the Cavs victory - Does David Blatt deserve a ring??

Two Balls, No Cup

“Switch” is what Kyrie should’ve said when his stylist held up that shirt for him to wear.

I know the claws are a plus, but I think the gorilla can just rip a bear’s arm right off if wants to.

My money is on Silverback no doubt!

I’m sure it feels great, but isn’t that thing just covered with the fecal matter of all of those previously-blasted bungholes?? If I power washed a dirty ceiling from underneath, I’m pretty sure my equipment would be covered with the dirt that was blasted off!

“These young guys are ruining baseball!”

I can only imagine it happened thusly:

Damn that looks like the deadliest gator in the world! At least until Aaron Hernandez gets paroled....

Amen.. I was thinking the same thing... not so much so that I googled the LSU softball roster, but why should I be judged if I did!??

ummm excuse me, but that ‘dumpster fire’ of a bullpen broke a major league record earlier this season... oh wait, that was for consecutive games in which the bullpen gave up a run... nevermind.

You have a pet that gets half on the hardwood floor?? lucky bastard! My dog barfs exclusively on carpeted areas.

I watch videos like this and think that maybe ISIS has a point??

Big deal... I read a story last year where this other Korean player named Jong-un bunted for a home run, AND he pitched a perfect game, striking out all 27 batters on 81 total pitches!!

I’m not a Prince fan, but holy shit Grim Reaper, you take the little purple guy and yet Bob Dylan gets to keep on torturing our ears???

Was I supposed to wait for him to fall off the building or for him to catch fire?