Hang on while I use my Foxconn produced device to talk about how badly Nike treats its workers.

If you’re being serious, don’t feel bad. My first reaction to this video was “holy shit, Vlad coulda drilled that poor photographer in the back of the head”. Then I watched it again and laughed...

Does it make me a bad person if I was hoping the shot would be waived off, just to see the ensuing chaos of trying to clean the fucking court up from all of the premature confetti ejaculate that some itchy-fingered production assistant spewed forth??

I know you weren’t saying that, I was freely admitting to it, because I clearly did not put much mental energy into my post! Sorry if it came off snarky...

You are correct, and I am an idiot..

At the time it passed by the batter’s head, the ball looked to be about 4" inside. That’s minimal.. find something else to be pissed about, like losing the series.

Exactly... sure didn’t look like he expressed much remorse or concern once he got up face to face with the pitcher.

“Soccer cannot be an excuse to come to Rome and commit abominable acts”

“holy shit, how can I sneak THAT many bananas into a game?”

Harper was immediately hit by a 95mph fastball upon concluding his interview.

what a horrible story....

Why would any bespectacled person ever want to get into a fistfight?

To the guy with the banana problem, learn how to make banana muffins. Once they get too brown they are perfect for muffins, you won’t regret learning how!

Nothing better than that eerie sound of silence as the 80 foot shot travels through the air, no one knowing whether to cheer or groan!

I agree with a press to some degree just to eat up some clock, but they went a little overboard sending 3 guys into the backcourt.

“that’s not the way I like to christen a new ‘hole’, but whatever, kid.”

Is it appropriate to stop saying “one of the greatest” and simply say “the greatest long-range shooter”? How many more data points will we need to make that conclusive statement, because it seems like we’re getting close.

In fairness, didn’t he ironically end up getting shot right in front of McDonald’s restaurant, or am I confusing things here?

I would argue that when a Couch causes significant damage, the culpability lies with Browns’ management.

I don’t care for Tiger Woods, and hope he never wins another major, BUT.... I truly hate to hear about any 40 year old facing that kinda of debilitating back pain, that is a possible horrible life sentence he’s facing.