oh sure, yet I throw MY jack sock at someone and now I have to register on a ‘list’!

“Coach, a followup question, do you intend to shave the back hair protruding from your sweatshirt before or after the Superbowl? Is it similar to a playoff beard?”

Dude, go back and give that second sample, you’ll be glad you did!

“And as we leave this broadcast, a big thanks to the makers of ‘Pong’ for providing the graphics package used in tonight’s telecast....”

I’m in KY, and never used the term growing up, but have finally capitulated as I hear it thrown around a lot. Wiktionary says it’s been around since 1929, so there ya go. Sounds better than ‘sock cap’ which also got used a lot as a kid.

I’m more worried about the poor guy’s ears than I am his psyche. Are they gonna have to amputate those things? Holy crap they were red as tomatoes after the game. Guy couldn’t wear a toboggan?

I hate the way owners leverage cities to extract publicly financed stadiums, but they’re probably right about St. Louis not being able to support 3 pro franchises are they not?

Are we sure the stoners didn’t steal ‘Dab’ from Brylcreem?

I realize as a mid-40’s suburban father of 3 I cannot judge trends adequately, but is this stupid ass ‘dabbing’ phase almost over? If what Hibbert did is truly a ‘thing’, then I’ve been nearly doing it for years whenever I cough into my bicep instead of my hand!

Somehow John Calipari will get blamed for this.

That’s quite a Mike drop!

Just so you don’t have to google it yourself, this is a ‘hand grasper’

It’s about damned time these kids learned about me!!

Is it surprising that a football player who possibly has been concussed numerous times might bring the wrong equipment to a football game?? Was he also wearing Umbro shorts and a compression sleeve on his shooting elbow?

Any story involving a Colon and a bat is usually pretty entertaining.

My biggest issue with the film is the name Poe Dameron - way too close to Cameron Poe of Con Air.

But Hillary told us that Muslims have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with terrorism!!! She’s not one to lie....

Great story, and I know the feeling. Perhaps Deadspin needs to solicit heartwarming coaching stories??

The Fighting Meadowlarks? NOW who’s the racist???

So I dislike Manziel because he’s a cocky punk, but I dislike Newton because I’m a racist? Glad you sorted that out for me.