My daughter passed away in our house before age 1. My son was one year older, and a few months after she died, he was upstairs going down for a nap, and I was downstairs watching TV. I heard the pitter patter of little feet running down the upstairs hall, and I immediately I ran upstairs to tell him to get his butt…

OK I didn’t really read the name in the headline initially, but that first picture makes it look like the eye black read “Tron Dead”.

I would argue that forced parental snack duty at the end of every fucking practice is more harmful than participation trophies.

Since it’s Rex Ryan, and he was pointing below the waist and referring to a “sensitive thing”, I’m guessing it’s a foot injury.

Seriously? There is an uncensored version of payphone? Am I the only one to not know this? I don’t really like the song, but I just never dreamed there was a dirty version....

but can he hit a wiffle ball off a tee and fall down like a drunk at the same time? If not, he’s not the best sports baby out there.

Why should he be the highest paid when he’s not even the best QB in the league?

Even Dennis Miller said that’s an obscure reference!

what a giant douche. If you’re gonna have 12 year olds tank a game, at least man up and admit it after the fact, instead of offering some bullshit excuse about resting players.

He’s just a humble kid outta Baylor. He didn’t say he was the best quarterback in the universe, not even in the whole world. He’s just the best QB in this league, so lay off, bucko!!!

Make sure you ask about insurance coverage, I’ve gotten some really cheap quotes before, and when I ask about them being insured, they always say “I’ve never had an accident”. Pay more to get the insured guy!

Wow, that shitty field makes my kid’s crappy rec league diamond look like Camden Yard.

“a long-dead wife-beater”

The Nats got disrespected like this and not a single Marlin took a pitch in the earhole during the game?? Did Williams lose his unwritten rulebook??

What’s wrong with the audio feed?? I swear I didn’t hear any monkey calls...

Her friend is a ho, and her mom is a bich, not sure we should expect anything good to come out of this!

I haven’t seen a red box that horrible since Kathie Griffin’s instagram got hacked. hey-O!

Perhaps when they apologized for the “content” of Feldman’s performance, they meant the part where he said he had a new album coming out soon, because, someone owes all of society an apology for that.

To the guy who wants to lean back against the tank while sitting on the shitter, be ready to clean up the floor. Sometimes your body weight against the tank will allow water to leak from the tank at the point where it attaches to the bowl. I guess if you don’t mind leaving a mess for the janitor, then lean away, but…

Can’t wait to see the Clippers roll out their White Men Can’t Jump alt-jerseys!