If they closed the cabinets then you would see the grease and other fingerprints that they left behind because they were too goddamned lazy to either wipe their hands off first, or wipe the cabinets off after leaving shit all over them!!!!

“pick up that piece of garbage please. It’s not yours? Did I say pick up YOUR garbage?? NO! I said pick up THAT piece of garbage. How many times have I picked up something that wasn’t mine and thrown it away?? If you see garbage on the floor, pick it up and throw it away. I work all day, take care of you guys, take…

this clearly didn’t take place in Baltimore.

Asian carp is a highly offensive term. Please refrain from using this slur and refer to these fish as ‘invasive’ carp. Now, don’t we feel so much better about ourselves for having done absofuckinglutely nothing??

So you’re saying I shouldn’t ask that guy for help raising my barn?

Who was the black Amish gentleman Boogie was sitting with?

After seeing this photo, Willie Mays became the “say what the fuck???” kid.

Kids won’t have recess, and the fight will involve someone trying to take little Starlord’s sugar-free, gluten-free, nonsexed gingerbread figure from him/her (everyone will define their own gender at that point, so it will depend on the day of the week which pronoun to use).

Damn I feel old when it bugs me to read about a 16 year old who had to remove his piercings to get an MRI. Geezus, in 20 more years I’ll be reading about a grade-schooler who got his Prince Albert ripped out during a fight at recess.

Hey you carry your gum how you want to, THIS guy will carry his however the hell he wants to!

A punch thrown in a baseball fight? Holy shit, this article WAS right:

you beat me to it, perhaps I should have been watching??

You can try and lay blame all you want for this HIPAA violation, but this is most certainly NOT the time to be pointing fingers!!!

Why would they need to do that when Dolph Lundgren is still alive??

Nice job dad, ever thought about putting some water in the base??

What does this clip have in common with Lance Armstrong? Bike racing, the postal service, and one nut!

Famous Soccer Player Finds Phone, Hopes to Fuck Its Hot Owner

How in the hell can they spend $500M on a new arena? The Yum Center in Louisville, a 22,000 seat, top of the line facility, cost about $320M to build, not including some site costs of relocating a utility substation. I don’t live in WI and have no dog in this fight, but this model of vacating arenas less than 30 years…

They award gold medals in team dressage as well, will you be glued to the equestrian events since medals are at stake??

Did they have to put any of them down after this wreck?