If this were a road game in Sacramento or LA, that dude would be facing sexual assault charges already!!

Just had to ask the blackest guy to jump didn't they!

Anytime I have the thought "it'd be kinda cool to own a motorcycle", it only takes me about 3 minutes of googling to remind me that that's probably a really bad idea!

I'm envisioning Kramer saying "C-C-Cat fight!"

While Jones was described as a "flight risk", it's clear that his replacement on the team has very little chance of flying too high.

Serious question, why would you continue to attend Roma matches??

Until he mentioned the dog, I was envisioning the writer walking in on girlfriend banging some college dude amongst the roses he had purchased. What a fucking story!!

A black guy playing Coldplay? Your whole story just fell apart right there buddy!

In defense of someone ordering a "skinny" at Starbucks - perhaps they thought that was a size, SINCE STARBUCKS DECIDED THAT THEY WERE TOO FUCKING GOOD TO USE SMALL, MEDIUM, AND LARGE LIKE THE REST OF THE G.D. WORLD!!

Sidd Finch???

that was quite the Endeavour!

"I'd like to thank Fox13 for throwing us back to a time when we believed that the government would never conspire to bring down our own country's buildings and kill our fellow citizens using high explosives in a controlled demolition. "

I'm sure all of the creditors who got stiffed in Sapp's prior bankruptcy filing are thrilled to see him throwing $600 at a couple skanks.

"The bitch did WHAT?? Damn that Clay dude is soft..."

So Karl, you're 6'9", 270#, and you say you fight dirty? If you're that fucking big, and still have a need to fight dirty, I'd say you're a pussy.

Dammit you took the words right outta my mouth.

Many people cannot help being unattractive, but good god, if you have $3 billion, can you not find SOMEONE to make your hair look a little better!!!

My kids and I always have a good laugh at how f'ing creepy that book is!! How in the hell did an editor ever read that and think it was a good story???

No I realize servers aren't responsible for everything, but when a server is taking orders for a table of 8, and they're too lazy, or conceited to write down all of the orders, they're just inviting trouble. Who do you think is going to get the blame when an order comes out wrong: the server who refused to simply…

I would beg to differ about 15% being the minimum even for shitty service. So if I have a $40 meal, that difference between the 20% normal tip and 15% 'minimum' you suggest is only $2, not much of an incentive for good service. If you really screw up and give truly shitty service, 15% is way too high.