Have three kids, work a stressful job, have a dog that comes to happily greet you at 6am for a walk... no problems going to sleep as soon as your head hits the pillow!

I can't wait to see who slides into the Jack Ruby roll and shoots him in the chest in the lobby of the NFL offices.

can we just cut to the chase and get Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters to confirm or bust Belichick's assertion? That would be better than any halftime show that they're planning!

Eight out of ten Americans believe in angels, so I'm not really sure what these charts prove.

The real person at fault here is whoever decided to spell their kid's name Jerramy.

"Plan B? I prefer Plan A, if you know what I mean..."

I'm gonna go against the grain here and say the "way to go Paul" speaker is a man not a woman. Also, I'm not convinced anything was said about 'wheels on a bus', is she saying something that ends in "on the puck"?? Would certainly make more sense than something about a bus, unless she's referring to the short bus that…

Herschel Walker paid someone $1000 to rough up some footballs one time, but that's only because he thought the balls were talking shit about him.

Damn that Michael Strahan is EVERYwhere!

In her defense, that is a very common reaction after trying Vegemite for the first time.

Based on the logo on his shirt, I'm guessing he was asking for a second rod to complete the look!

Perhaps Gray thought Moldanado's tongue had been cut out. He did just lose to an Imam after all.

I think he stole that tweet from former player Chris Culliver.... oh wait, Harbaugh said 'day'?? Ok, so he changed a letter.

A friend of mine worked at a pizza place that delivered to a car dealership on Saturday's. The driver got dicked over a few times on tips, so at a certain point, the dough used to make the next order for that dealership got rolled on toilet seats and the bathroom floor before becoming a pizza crust.

Add this to the list of things ruined by attorneys.

Not many will get that, but nice

Sorry, my wife has already has a copyright on that title for her upcoming book.

I'm praying there was something significantly wrong with him physically besides old age. My heart doesn't want to accept the fact that Peyton might be totally done.

"Tiger's bitch!"

Can you PLEASE get the I-team in action to find out who this anal connoisseur is? I feel like so many questions need to be addressed - was the standing party male or female? Was this a common occurrence? Were you drunk, high, or both? Did you get an affidavit from the eaten party as to when the most recently taken…