I'm curious as to how Iftikhar can say that supporting the ISIS "ideology" as he puts it does NOT conflate to violence. ISIS's ideology seems to be centered around 'convert or die'.

How to Treat Your Vagina Before Your Next Race

Distracting Sex - can we get a little more definition on this? I'm hoping the sex is good enough to distract you from whatever else is going on. If you're still washing dishes, doing your taxes, etc... he's clearly doing it wrong.

Thank god he wasn't wearing white pants.

I can envision #10 behind her, sitting on that doomed AirAsia flight, as its falling from the sky, looking around the cabin with that creepy smile and telling everyone repeatedly, "we're OK, we're OK!"

As someone who has never been able to do anything but barely touch the rim, I occasionally have a dream where I can dunk, and it is one of the most euphoric dreams I've ever had. Makes me sad to wake up...

Cutler, Fales Again

What were all of those lumberjacks doing in the room? I bet they were really sweaty after all that axing!!

Will you follow that up with a list of women Bill Cosby has NOT raped (allegedly)?

Like his uncle would let Mohammed Islam near another 911.

"It means that those who do wrong should get their due punishment."

This jersey is now more valuable than a signed Manziel jersey.

Hey Barry, since you had so much success with the microphone, how about you find out if they've got any shortstops that can hit above .220 the Reds can buy at 40% off?

I'm assuming "NFL promoter" = jock sniffing hanger-onner??

wow, thank you so much for posting that CNN link, what a fascinating story!

"someone is supposed to be dead"

holy crap, is that his Daniel Tosh impression? If so he nailed it!!

Do you need directions to the Jezebel site?

Sounds like the Warriors have a real Bias against O.T. Genasis!

Kept waiting for the douche yelling "he's not resisting, he's not resisting!!"