Sadly enough, I'm not sure being a slave laborer in Qatar is worse than living in North Korea.

Perhaps students at Harvard don't have internet access to research their questions about butt-fucking? They really need a workshop for that?? When is the fisting and water sports seminar being held?

"he went on Parkinson, a BBC talk show"

When asked if he thought he had made a dirty hit, Suggs replied, "neighhhh".

This one isn't so much creepy as it is inexplicable. My daughter passed away at 6 months old in an upstairs bedroom of our house. She had an older brother who was 2 at the time. A few months later, my son is upstairs taking a nap, I'm downstairs doing something, and I hear the pitter patter of little feet running down…

if Alex Gordon were as quick as that kid we might not have been subjected to that vulgarity!

As I was finishing the last of these stories, an exterior door in our office just inexplicably opened by itself. creeeepy

"Hey Bob, if you're done with the juvenile, how about sharing her digits wit me?"

Is there something so unique about his delivery that makes guys chase balls up above the zone? I've watched a lot of baseball, and cannot recall seeing a pitcher that can get guys to consistently fan at pitches that are wayyy too high. Of course I'm judging this on seeing him pitch twice all season, so perhaps it's…

Push that guy over and see what a real Rikk Roll looks like.

I've already seen this costume. It's on Walmart's site, listed under 'Costumes>Cripples'

This is serious lapse of journalism. How does the camera NOT follow those two unique gentlemen who both claim title to a sweaty ping pong shirt?? I really want to know how that was resolved? Was a twelve sided die involved??

Some bears did indeed get scoped.

Yes, that's possibly the most entertaining mid-play curse in sports history.

If only Reginald Denny had run away from a brick that quickly when he was in L.A.!

Just like my grandpa always told me, never trust a woman named Shacarye.

"I couldn't agree more with those Seahawk players."

perfect!

Based on that last text, I'm guessing she wasn't an English teacher.

It's like the Love Actually of internet apologia