Yes that's the face most of us would make when we sign a contract that is going to pay us a minimum of $5.4 million!!!

Eastern European accented hostess, upon greeting Ms. Rhimes at the door - "Is carryout?"

When did Peter Griffin start shooting bear videos??

enjoyed u on the Carolla podcast the other day fwiw.

nice troll, well done

PBR u sure it's supposed to smell like that?

Looks like this video was shot at the James Harden Defense Clinic.

She said "not the first time I've heard that"

I love that second homer. The pitcher points up to the sky thinking it's a routine fly ball, and the damned thing almost leaves the park entirely!

Five percent said Hernandez was "probably not guilty."

So what's the reviewer's point in saying fried chicken still has a 'racial connotation'? Is the proprietor racist because he wants to serve fried chicken? Am I racist for liking it?

Where's Mo Lewis when you need him??

I didn't think Ryan Braun would be fooled so easily.

What the hell kinda shift did the Giants have on? I don't think I've ever seen a triple where the ball didn't even come close to clearing the infield dirt before hitting the ground.

I misjudged the distance and didn't know where I was gong to land.

"See?? I told you those guys were assholes!!"

I take it S.A.F.E. stands for "Should Asked For Extra".

I'm guessing Lol Creme is somewhere laughing out loud at the success of this soundtrack.

Fuck it, I quit

try this: http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-ra…