If only that dog were a Bernard, I'd say he was a real Boner Champ...

Your point is valid, could be more cases surfacing in the near future that would put NFLers on par with the general pop. I'm not sure that proves NFL players are worse abusers, or if it just highlights the fact that our society in general has a depressingly high percentage of defective adults.

I would argue that the economic bracket comparison isn't all that relevant. I'd wager that most NFLers did NOT grow up in the economic bracket in which they now reside. Suddenly coming into money wouldn't necessarily change their behaviors that have been ingrained all throughout their upbringing.

Horrible story, but let's stop acting like the NFL is a league full of batterers, when their incidence of DV and other crimes is below the average of the population in general.

Greg Maddux probably thinks it's three pitches and three groundouts.

A lot of lineman lose considerable weight after retirement, a la Jeff Saturday. Is it a struggle to maintain your bulk during the season, or is the bigger challenge losing the weight afterward??

Based on that first picture, and his response of "Fiers" when asked 'what scares you', doctors confirmed his identity as Frankenstein.

My dad had a razor strop on the back of the bathroom door, and there was always the implication that if I got really out of hand, the strop might be put to use. I don't think they really would have used it, but it gave me a bit of healthy fear of my father, and made me tow the line. I see too many kids today that…

ich bin ein Zubaz wearing douchebag

Couldn't pass the field test and had slurred speech and only blew a .04?? Is Miami really sure he's coordinated enough to be a starting QB?

Didn't you hear? it's ok to make fun of middle age/older white males, because they're ALL so rich and entitled, right??

damn you for being so accurate.

Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just hap-... holy crap that's not a ball, maybe you should go see an oncologist!!

21st century Brady Anderson?

That might've been the most sane response Tyson has ever given. That was a dick move on the interviewer's part.

I feel like I need to know more about the relationship between the attractive blond and Mr. Grossy Gross. Is this the first time she's seen him do the 'wipe then grab' move? If not, why is she still with him?

but what other kind of work can a Jim Rome impersonator get?

The look on this cop's face tells me that he'd like to prove that cops can also beat the shit outta white people too!

The guy wears a helmet all the time, perhaps the server doesn't really know what Lesean looks like. Are we sure that was the real McCoy?

"What was wrong with his statement?"