"oh she regrets her role? You wanna talk about regrettable roles, have you ever seen Gigli???"

"Hey Ray, did you know there are cameras in most elevators? Me neither."

What I found almost as disturbing as the punch was Rice's reaction afterwards. There seemed to be no "oh shit, sorry sorry shit what have I done" kind of reaction that you would think someone might have if they simply 'snapped' for a split second. Seemed to be more of a "that's what you get if you step to me bitch,…

mmmmm popcorn chicken.....

I spent a summer trying to eradicate chipmunks from my property. I had a live trap, and a full beer tub full of water. Luckily, the cage wouldn't float when I dropped it in, so I could walk away after submersion, and try not to think about the little critter whose life I was snuffing out (he shouldn't have been…

Chances are that if you've eaten it, you'll end up wearing it later. No sense in buying the shirt.

He can be Johnny Cleveland all he wants, I'm still gonna say Johnny Utah was a much better quarterback.

"We just won a Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer under center??? Holy shit!!!"

I'm no bearologist, but how in the hell was that bear running around with a bucket on its head for 'weeks' allegedly? Seems like he'd die of dehydration in a few days, though that video was so grainy maybe there was a hole on the bottom he could drink from.

So his argument is that he had a Mickey instead of a Molly?

That's exactly how I read it the first few times..

"Wouldn't an Indian ale be red, not brown?"

My aren't you the smug one? Yes I have HAD teens, so I've seen the progression first hand from how things were 15 years ago, to now. I'm not lecturing, just giving the perspective from what I've encountered.
What I DIDN'T realize however, is that weed can make some people colossal dicks (or maybe it's just you). Go…

Didn't say that.. Just that I have a different perspective on it. So tell me this though.. would you think it was no big deal if your 16 year old son or daughter was a regular pot smoker?

Next All-Star Game: new competition, sorta like the high jump. Bring this machine along, guys dial up the highest speed they think they can hit, and get five cracks to jack a HR at that speed. I wanna see someone get lucky on timing a 130mph pitch and see it go 700 feet.

Do you have teenaged kids?

ahh yes.. the good ole 'well... well... well what about alcohol?? It's bad too!!!' argument. Was I espousing the benefits of teenagers getting shit-faced on Friday nights??

no shit Sherlock, but in the past 10 years during which I've had teenagers in the house, the prevalence of it among kids who traditionally wouldn't have partaken has increased, at least in my anecdotal experience.

I don't think most people have a problem with mature adults smoking weed if they wanna smoke weed. The concern Bo is expressing (and which I share by the way), is the way that society has so quickly normalized its use for teens, which I think is a terrible idea long term for our society.

"Since I only had to re-blow it twice during the whole year"