"Hey Paul, I love the look you've got going on. Got any tips for me?"

Come here, my little monkey!

More ball movement and getting a shot off quickly are not always inversely related, just ask my wife..

The sasquatch video was more definitive than this thing!

"Chambers refused, saying, "I can't even do the nose thingy-muh-bobber sober."

Sounds like groundskeeper Willie is pissed!

"it was made all the better by the presence of a sweet-ass"

The Egyptian team was especially freaked out by this much hail.

Metta, what have you done with the real Greg Hardy?

Am I gross for saying that I hold up the ass of my jeans to my nose and sniff, if it smells ok, they're not getting washed.

"Fried chicken?? Goddamit guys, order the baked fish!!!"

It's a modified shocker for girls with a pilonoidal cyst.

"Well done my friend, well done...."

Can we get a judge's ruling on whether or not this magnificent bastard is 'special' before making jokes?

Fucking Deadspin.... when I Google "Senator and hot blonde and spitting" this is NOT the kind of stuff I'm looking for!

A cryonics lab in Phoenix? Couldn't they find space to rent in Death Valley or somewhere hotter? geezus, seems like you'd wanna locate that kind of a facility a little further north.

The good news is that the local Special Olympics chapter is 1/4 of the way towards filling out a special teams unit after these hits.

"it was only listed for sale for about 15 seconds before it was withdrawn, so that really shouldn't count in my opinion."

What's Sweet Dee doing in Missouri??

this isn't a vacuum.