fucking metric system... meters are dangerous!

"he didn't come cheap"

That's hilarious... I can only imagine Moe stroking his chin upon reading these notes, then telling his team in the locker room, "Listen up, change of plan guys... I have good reason to believe that the Heat is going to try and get LeBron James going in the second half. So to counter that, we're going to try and NOT…

Do the TV producers not understand that no one gets any information from these interviews, and worse, no one could care less about these interviews, yet they still continue conducting them? I'd rather watch video of the team manager collecting sweaty towels from the players with no audio than to sit through these…

"why is he squinting?"

So is it racist to whites or blacks? Do I get to be offended since he compared MY whiteness to half of a skunk?? Or is it only the black side of the skunk that's bad?

+1, that sure was a pearl

I wish people wouldn't make light of this hit, this is exactly what happened to Merton Hanks early in his career and you saw the result of that!

Hmm.. video of a guy dressed as a furry getting bound in San Francisco? Are we sure this wasn't stock footage?

Amen... back then the game and the surroundings were enough. Now we're a bunch of fucking raccoons that have to have bright shiny objects and noise to keep us entertained.

This chart tells me more about his teammates than anything. The dude can't miss from the left elbow, and yet they've only gotten him the ball there ONE TIME!!!

I feel like his comment was a bit understated, he should've really amped it up by saying "If you can't prevent rape by Hitler, you enjoy it"

Upon being greeted with a chorus of boos from the crowd after his racially insensitive comments, Gronk grabbed the mic and shouted "At least I haven't killed anyone, amirite?????"

Their crosstown rivals, the Sunniland Sundevils, have a similar play but it's called "Death to the Great Satan".

Like many of the homes in the south, may I suggest that they place the new stadium on wheels, so that in 15 years when they decide this location has become too 'urban', they can just drive it another 10 miles northeast.

Sorry, I haven't even been drinking, I misread your post. The other guy clearly lost.

I don't hate you, but you lost. Sorry.

Cousins from Kentucky Injured in Dick-Grabbing Incident

Holy shit, Chicago has cabs that AREN'T 30 year old Crown Vics?? What a wonderful place that must be..

Given Tiger's inaccuracy off the tee, Turkish Airlines should've hedged a bit and touted this as the first man to hit a golf ball from Asia to 'some other continent'.