take away that basketball, and it looks like they're competing for the gold in pairs figure skating.

what percentage of NFL players were introspective, deep thinkers such as yourself, versus guys who fit the stereotypical 'dumb jock' mold?

After the first few words I was getting ready to reply with an AM/PM joke, thinking u were telling a real story. Nicely done.

It's a shame he was never teammates with Aaron Hernandez.

"Why can't they use his name? Seems very degrading just to refer to this football player by his color."

I'd tend to listen to a Canadian schoolkid, they are very smart, as evidenced by all the 'Eh's' they get on their report cards.

I'd like to add an addendum to item #2 - please add "straight out of the freezer" to ensure maximum deliciousness.

further evidence that the UK does not have a 'stand your ground' law.

Dammit, I was typing something similar just as you were.

So he's saying something's wrong with his Abdullah oblongata?

As a child, I learned the importance of being very specific when I wrote a letter to John Kruk asking for a signed ball.

She looks pretty young, maybe that's his illegitimate daughter, and the girlfriend is at home wondering why she didn't take her birth control more regularly all those years ago!

is that last picture something out of the Director's Cut of Sandlot? I don't remember Squints getting her from behind.

Cam's a little jumpy. If it was the Patriots, I'd expect them to be a little more jumpy around something that might sound like a gunshot.

There aren't enough words to describe how horrible that alleged music video was.

That dumbass forgot to put a bottom in it... how's he gonna hold his Skyline??

One of my favorite football clips of all time.

Sorry to inform you, that men (including myself) frequently grunt when lifting weights, even when no women are present. It's not a show of bravado, sometimes if you're exerting yourself all out you need to let a grunt out.

Would all shortstops answer questions like Kozma? You blew the play, man and up and admit the umpires got the call right, instead of offering some bullshit "he saw what he saw" excuse.

So I watched this a couple times, and is it just me or does appear that there is basically no room for error on the first large jump? It looks like if he is just a hair slower, he lands his backflip into the face of that cliff. Jermichael Finley probably feels like he has a safe profession compare to this.