Because they're not the Reds? Or at least that's my reason...

"pussy"

Jeezus how big of a rock have I been living under to not know that Pujols last name is really Alcantara? Or is his surname really Pujols, but the ordering of the names is different in Latin American cultures? If Alcantara really is his last name, why on God's green earth would you choose instead to go by a surname…

When reached for comment on the story, former Bears QB and longtime Ditka friend Jim McMahon replied, "Well I totally agr....... wait a minute, what was the question again?"

I think the Griffins would be an excellent name, imagine the mascot possibilities!!

more important than reading his lips, how about you get someone to explain why the hell Kimbrel sticks his arm out weirdly while taking signs from the catcher!

So McCann sets up low and away, the pitcher throws belt high inside, and the catcher gets the blame? hmmm

Somewhere, Devery Henderson nods and smiles.

A witness told KDKA the stabbings occurred in a span of 15 seconds.

In all fairness to Spurrier, he does have Kentucky on the schedule this weekend, he can afford to be drunk most of this week.

Podcasts are the way to go, really help to pass the time more so than music in my opinion.
Adam carolla's is pretty good, the series called Radiolab is without compare as far as unique topics and incredible audio quality.

Miles explained the evolution of his distinctive manner of clapping

Massachusetts hasn't seen such a large, white, out of control Johnson since John Hamm spent a long weekend in Boston last spring.

Rugby Dump? shouldn't that have an entry in the Urban Dictionary somewhere?

I can't read a sentence about a guy who's apparently big into fantasy football without hearing fake Jim Rome's voice.

You've obviously been to a road game at LSU.

I'm not buying it... it's more likely that those are pieces of Bynum's knee strewn across the asphalt.

I think the 'changing a tire' thing is really more of a metaphor for a larger scale decrease in people's curiosity about how things work, which I would argue is a negative thing for society.

and that's a good thing? Everyone below 45 is now dependent on AAA for even the minor thing? I guess 'enlightened' dudes don't want to mess up the clear coat on their manicures.

"I won’t scoff when you don't know how to change a tire or repair a leaky faucet."