Completely unrelated to this article, what is “Quartz” and why are you linking to it in your top menu now? It looks like a content mill business website. Why are you guys shoehorning this into your website? 

how about a Joan Collins?
what’s that you say?
it’s the same thing as a Tom Collins, except I THROW IT IN YOUR FACE!

whatever you do, don’t order from the side of the bar where the bartender walks in and out from behind the bar, unless you want to get yelled at

but that shelf of movies in your living room isn’t going anywhere.

OK, but you better come help when I need to move...

Just ask the bartender during a non-busy time.  They will (generally) be happy to help.

It’s more grey market than anything.

Listen all of y’all, this is arbitrage.

I nominate this abomination.  The original name of Cadillac was “The Henry Ford Motor Company”, so I figure it should count.  Any vehicle this bad should be worth consideration given the link.

It’s the Pinto. It’s always the Pinto. 

The Model T was so bad that the Austin 7 was an improvement. Imagine making a car so bad that a British version was the upgrade.

As you pointed out, moonshine, by definition, is illegal. However it is not illegal to market your legally produced distillate as Moonshine and calling it that does not make the product illegal. That’s all this is - marketing. Could you sue for false labeling? I guess, but what would be the point? “I thought I was…

I guess we’ve had different experiences then.  Granted, my experience was at least 8-9 years old, I don’t exactly seek them out anymore because they’re just not that great.

I have a soft spot for Quizno’s. I always liked it more than Subway as a kid because they have always had grilled subs (Subway didn’t for the longest time). And the local Quizno’s by me is run by a very nice family who you can tell puts their all into their business - no sloppily made sandwiches there.

“Gravy Seals” 

I personally like ‘G.I. Jokes’

In 2020, my wife went to the supermarket. She was wearing a mask. She was confronted in the produce section by a guy with no mask and a Colt Python in a holster on his hip. He proceeded to lecture her about how wearing the mask was letting fear rule her life.

Of course he owns that. What a tool.

When people say Ohio, they really mean I-90/I-80/the turnpike west of Cleveland. It’s glacial till with nothing but corn, soybeans, and wheat. I grew up there, but now live in Columbus. You’re absolutely correct about anywhere in Ohio that didn’t get graded by glaciers, especially southeast around the Hocking Hills.