THIS. One thousand times, this.

“Hey did you hear there’s another chic-”

This! It is so good but it makes me thirsty

On the handling of duds. May I suggest tongs?

Yeah enjoy your lame sparklers, don't throw a fit just because people are shooting off fireworks for 1 day out of the entire year. 

And his American friend, McDonald’s AR-15.

This whole article is full of made-up names. I mean come on, “Lucy Lawless?”

A New Zealander named Thomas Kiwi?

Around but unaccounted. They didn’t appear in record until the early Third Age. They were implied to have been a great deal smaller and extremely secretive.

I always feel as though golf is accidentally boring, while cricket is intentionally so.

Golf is horrendous for the environment. It needs to be banned. There should be zero public funded golf courses. Turn the land into parks or areas that don’t suck up all the water. Death to golf and the fascists who play it. Don’t dare consider yourself a leftist or friend of the environment if you do. Golf accelerates…

If you’ve experienced Northeastern city streets after an average winter, or I95 during summer construction season, the extra ground clearance can be most welcome, even without seeing any off road use.

George Plimpton for Intellivision golf.

You leave baseball alone. Every attempt to “fix” it just makes it worse.

stripping away all of the boring stuff where nothing happens and replacing it with windmills and waterfalls and pirates.

Yeah that’s such a strange take in this article.

Well wink me squidger! The bloody Yanks have found a way add drinking to Tiddlywinks! Good show!

“ Trump let it slip that it exists for other nations to protect America”

Lol I’m Indian American so, your complaint about including curry powder in the tater salad would actually be falling on the right ears.

I’m sorry Allison, but I would never attend one of your BBQs, because I am sure you make a bland potato salad. I kid.