a good story this is

This is the best story I got:

When I was in high school, I used to frequent a coffee shop in my town. One day, one of the cooks came to find me. "There's a guy outside whose motorcycle broke down," she said. "Are you going to <local town>? He needs a ride."

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

I want to claw my eyes out.

Swimwear is a personal choice. The United States is OBSESSED with the categorical organization of people by age brackets. What you are supposed to do, wear, think, care about, who is supposed to be a friend or lover; all dictated by age. That's grade A bullshit. There are 25 year olds who look like shit in bikinis and…

I don't know how any woman would want to be a Republican. But then again I don't know any human would want be Republican, so...

Wow. As a long time Jezebel reader and I'm shocked at this reaction. I am friends with the queer, feminist, well educated goddess who wrote this TO HER FRIENDS and how dare you portray her in the same light they do the crazy sorority girl emails. This is not ok. All she was doing was trying to make her queer friends…

I work for a social service agency. I get paid to help people 5 days a week.

Ok, I don't mean to sound totally pissed off at you, but I *do* get extremely pissed when anyone acts as if 1) women are never culpable for anything as long as there is any difficulty in their lives and 2) more time is spent listing all of the reasons a women *can't* leave a bad situation than coming up with proactive…

"what makes anyone thing he would let her take her child to the hospital?"

Being a domestic violence victim does not disqualify her from being a perpetrator of child neglect.

"Victim blaming"?? NO ONE here is blaming the 1 year old.

(toooooooooooot!) It's ok, Gaga. It happens to everyone in yoga.

Everytime I do this pose I think of this:

God that's amazing. I'm like the least flexible person I know. Even after losing 100+lbs and working out almost everyday for the last 9 months I can't even come close to touching my toes. I was just thinking today it might be time to check out my friendly neighborhood yoga studio.

Perfect for Photoshop Trolling.

My boyfriend is sterile. I love it. I don't want kids and I always seem to find dudes who want them, so when my boyfriend and I met and got along like gangbusters AND then I found out he can't have kids, I was like, GOTTA LOCK THIS SHIT DOWN. And by lock it down, I mean we got some pets together.

No lie, this brought a smile to my face.

Great advice. Great gif.