I didn’t know who any of these people were up to a few days ago, but the whole side-show has been amusing. He’s a sociopath who married a religious zealot so he could throw out “God” to control and manipulate her while he does whatever he wants. She uses the fear of God and martyrdom to stay trapped in the insanity.…

LOL! Everyone knows the Kardashians make their money on their backs and knees AND on the backs of rappers and athletes.

His ass looking real dumb right now. She played his ass and she should take every goddamn nickel he has in his pocket. Kanye, bro you can’t turn a whore into a housewife but you can make her the mother of your children and she about to run some checks on your ass! No bother, your most humble followers will call you a…

Kanye got out of the sunken place and the memoir is going to be fanfuckingtastic once he gets healthy. Kris Jung Un is gonna have to have one helluva NDA ready to stop it.

Because it is my last opportunity I would like to give a shout out one more time for my favorite observation about M. Trump, which is for a trophy wife, she’s really bad at her job.

It’s available on line. There are lots of brilliant Wilde stories available.

*makes note to begin serial killer career in England*

Well, I dropped this in the Annual Scary Stories Contest but this is probably a better place for it.

People all over New England & upstate NY are laughing at your Eurosnobbery.

You raise a really interesting point about that lifecasting. Relationships are a two-way street, and she can blame him for not running over to her and jumping into her arms. But you can also turn it around that he gets off a plane and she has no interest in emotionally connecting with him, but instead shoves a phone…

The Windsors are boring compared with what’s going on with The Borbons. A royal family torn apart by actual (staggering) crime beats the Windsor soap opera any day!

I really really REALLY did not want to go to my 10-year high school reunion, so I asked a stripper to go and pretend to be me and I filmed the whole thing. You can watch a long or a short version at www.irememberandrea.com It’s been 15 years and my classmates are still complaining about it on Facebook. And there…

Fascinating, I am not on the LaCroix train though. The flavor is weak and I prefer Spindrift which has actual fruit juice in it.

They put the honky in honkytonk

White people are so fucking exhausting. Do you ever get tired of yourself? Because I’m done with y’all.

4th of July 2010? I’m 19 and at my annual fun/cool family party with my ex and one of my best childhood friends. It’s been held for years at this point and the party is on a property that’s kind of big and has woods that can be used for camping so people usually spend the night. My best childhood friend is a hardcore…

Let me start off by saying my ex is a moron.

Too bad Hell doesn’t really exist.

Which is a shame. The Critic was criminally underrated.