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I hope they do take Meyer's feedback into account. I think it would be better if you could choose the photos you want in your video or slideshow at the outset, rather than having them pre-selected.

I wonder which one of my siblings has been posting pics of my mom's cooking? #could you burn this more #canned food is best mixed with other canned food #the sodium, it hurts #there isn't enough processed cheese in the world to cover that taste #why mother why?

I don't mean to take any thunder away from Zeb, but if you live in Western NY and are looking for an amazing lap cat who loves being held like a baby, I have a cat for you. Phantom is a homeless cat who showed up on my doorstep about 3 weeks ago. Long story short he only has a few teeth, he has a crumpled ear-the vet

My old broad has approximately four teeth and was present in barn where baby Jesus was born. Seriously, this cat is going to outlive everyone and be the lone survivor of the global warming/nuclear war/zombie apocalypse.

Dammit dog, get outta my sunbeam!

i think you found it!

Ha! I still have (and use) my library card.

Good point re: marketing, etc. "Oh you only got an iPhone 4? My Mom got me an iPhone 5S." To some extent, this has always been around. But, damn, things are way pricier now. I still get books for my nieces and nephews, so I'm sure I'm the lame aunt.

Ha, tell them they caused Santa to quit.

I got divorced from my inlaws, so it's not a problem for me, but my kid is in middle school and becoming interested in social justice issues- like painfully and intensely concerned. I've already let him know that the thing to do when anyone in his extended family brings up race, gender, politics, or religion, is to

YAY I CAN FINALLY COMMENT!

Can you find him a nice Morman lesbian? In some religious circles, there's an underground sorta deal where gay men marry lesbian women. Like they often still have children and it's heartbreaking that they're stuck in a lie, but at the least there's a sorta broken honesty involved in the whole mess.

Meh, I still don't care. This "slut-shaming" bs is a tool used by white women so that you can't criticize them for their words and actions. I've seen it used by White feminists when they're rightfully being criticized for their racism.

And Skynet will also have better rap skills.

Computers will become self aware before Iggy Azalea does

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Not nearly long enough for me! More tutus!

I used to be very dismissive of people like this who say they know "real racism" but now I just kind of feel sad. One time I told my grandma that I was followed all around nordstrom when I went Christmas shopping and I told her how racist the salesperson was being and she kind of just looked at me like "um excuse me

I met a lovely black kitten yesterday named Einstein. He had his best "take me home" face on.

i want 50 kitties