'"GIRL THESE HIGHLIGHTS, JUST NO."'

I am crying.

STELLA HAS RESPONDED

And thus we learn why Poppa Was A Rolling Stone. To get away from Momma's crazy ass.

You're probably thinking of the Mann Act, which was originally about white slavery/sex trafficking, and was later amended to be more about transporting minors across state lines for "immoral purposes."

The cleanse starts with a herbal laxative tea both morning and evening. If this is not sufficient to clean out the intestinal tract, he advises a salt-water wash. These stops are necessary to remove the toxins loosened by the lemon juice cleanse.

I want to fart on this guy after a week of eating nothing but pepperoni and dried fruit.

Who knew Iggy Azalea read and commented on Jezebel? Amazing.

Sorry but the silicone spatula (I'm not using the dumb name) is actually quite useful. You're entirely wrong for ranting against this.

He is the most miserable gay man I have ever seen. She is quite the cook even if her show is pretentious and annoying.

Alton Brown is where it's at.

Hey New Zealand terrible "Christians" are America's turf you best back-off Hobbit-land.

Regret.. and doritos..

Katy Perry 10 years from now.

Mmmm! Mine tastes like Syphilis! What flavor did you get?
"I got Hair Dye!"
"I got Glitter!"

".... I got a rock"

It's already out there!

We got bored with dominating the world's tracks so now we're moving on to swimming pools. Coming for that ass Phelps!!

Great comment, especially for coining, 'give them the Nancy.'

Worse then The Happening? Wow this must be bad.

As someone who got out of an abusive relationship alive and is still dealing with the ex being abusive from a distance, I'm going to weigh in on why temporary protective orders are important, even though, no, a TPO isn't going to put a physical barrier around a victim and protect them. I'm going to weigh in on why…

#1 - don't be black (see also: brown)

No, but a large amount of us sell our principles - and by "us" i mean, both male and female - for their jobs.