17 seconds... about as much time SportsCenter covered the game for.

he can't even throw a good dance party.

No matter what booth he's working in, you're pissed off that you just gave him two quarters.

Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of wrong of Deadspin? It's not even the famous guy himself, it's his son... Getting dirt to make fun of the kid is cruel and unnecessary.

from Urban Dictionary

Ken Duke will be a triva question in about a week, Who is Ken Duke?

Here's a gif of all the shots Chris Bosh made in Game 7:

Yay!!! Now we don't need to buy Spurs jerseys!!!

As in, "The 10 local real fans" of this team.

You might have expected Popovich to be more upset, but he was mentally prepared for this moment ever since David Stern told him about it on Sunday.

You're going about it all wrong. Take out an ad in the classifieds/Craig list, and list "too goats, must sell. 5 bucks a goat" and list his number.

Suck his dick.

FOX 25 REPORTER: [From helicopter] Mary? Mary, we may have something here.

Approximation of Time's upcoming cover:

Heck, the news promo probably got higher ratings than the hockey game in Austin.

Don't forget to include the view that a lot of Heat fans had...

So are we just going to pretend like Edward Snowden wasn't there?

I can't be the only one who's a little curious how far he can punt a football.

Oooh, cage diving with sharks! Nothing between you and nature's most vicious predator other a reinforced steel cage and a tour guide with a bang stick.

That cheesy prank call was executed to near perfection. I laughed out loud.