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POINT OF ORDER: You're not an NU alum, you're an NEB alum.

/NU alum

A live-action lemmings game...finally.

I bet most Americans couldn't even find that place on a map, which is sad considering that we share a border.

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

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So ESPN hijacks another NBA story and makes it about themselves. Somewhere up in Homo Heaven, Chris Broussard is smiling.

Fister? I hardly knew her.

Well isn't that Precious.

Sounds like somebody is jealous of somebody else's suddenly comprehensive healthcare coverage.

Those who missed received two season tickets.

Alternate headline: "Five Fans Hit Half Court Shots, Are Punished with Sacramento Kings Season Tickets"

Thailand - The Florida of Asia

(flicks bean)

In his defense, he wasn't allowed his pre-fight cigarette.

Sounds like a pretty detailed game plan by Hernandez. Had Norv Turner been the mastermind, it would've included a good set up followed by Aaron shooting himself in the foot 4 times.

I believe you mean "a guy good with a gun".

Aaron Hernandez is so lucky, he gets charged with murder just in time for the SCOTUS decision that will allow him to marry whichever man ends up being his prison paramour

Mine keeps skipping. What's it say?

I think the look on his face said, "I ordered 5 limos last night?"