Getaway car

*must be in exchange for a Haynesworth or Ochocinco jersey.

And the Massachusetts state pen now eagerly awaits their next game against the guards

Maybe this is just an effort to keep Eminem's rap group in LA?

Could he have said the word "heat" more? Saying "No heat" still counts my man.

As in, "The 10 local real fans" of this team.

I'm sure this was a huge moment for Wade and LeBron, as this is the first time they have communicated with an actual coach in quite some time.

I've never seen so many children's homemade projects held in the air at the same time

Sounds like he gets a Bowe-ner whenever he goes to the dentist, AMIRITE?

If this isn't the most Mets thing that has ever happened with the most Cubs ending to it, then I don't know what the hell is

This is the first long-form article I actually read from top to bottom. Very well done.

This is also how much coaching he actually does during games too.

Look how chill Bolt is after he loses. What a boss.

Love how the announcers sound as if that is how every single goal is scored in that league.

The most confusing part of this whole thing is how this story can start with "rising junior" and end with a stat line of 3.9 points and 3.1 rebounds.

"+1... dollar on top of that offer" -Any SEC head coach

Memoirs: Heat fans, 15 years ago, when they rooted for the Bulls in their diapers.

A list of everything Rutgers has done right in the last 365 days.

Only at Notre Dame would the starting quarterback leaving school after a national title year not even crack the top three for wildest stories from the team. Right behind an alleged rape that led to a suicide, a kid dying while filming practice and their Heisman candidate dating absolutely no one that died of (insert…