The first 20 seconds of that video came after he found out "What Would Ryan Lochte Do" was renewed for a second season.

Glad to see ESPN is catching up to the relevant times here in 2009

Where were the Tiger, Tebow and LeBron murals?

Those pants come up shorter than LeBron in the 4th quarter

*and his players.

The 2:1 fans to security guard ratio give the full "federal prison" feel to the park.

Poo-siers

Seeing Dwight Howard get swept and going out like a whiny bitch? Yeah, there is plenty of joy in that.

Did the guy at the end of the bench pull off his imaginary belt?

That's right, he wasn't a quarterback in college and never threw a ball in his life. So sorry.

Not half as funny as his throwing abilities

"Yes, pull those shorts higher"

Title: Brian O'Nora Was Probably Puking Because He Realized He Was Watching A Mets Game

Look at all those happy, former Laker fans

"Do you want me to call you tomorrow morning, or should I just nudge you?"

/starts applauding in my empty apartment

Note to self: Turn down headphones before watching explosion video. Sweet Jesus.

Not the time for a high five my man

God Bless America, I thought that immediately after I hit publish

The only usher in the world that has to kick people out of the upper deck and put them in the lower deck.