This gentleman elected to try to look for talent in the Red Sox dugout all game. No dice.

Sincerely,

Worst pantomime blowjob of all time

This guy still makes Ray the second hardest hitting Rice in Rutger's history

Must be hard playing sports in exchange for a free college education. Tough life.

Ref #1: Oh man, are you concussed? Do you know where you are?

You spelled "Brian Griner" wrong

I'm guessing the Tigers inked Verlander to a historic deal

My roommate pledges his allegiance to the Lions, Texans, Falcons, Ravens and Cowboys, with the Lions being the only team he has local ties to. Uses the word "we" with every single team. Nothing beats that for "Worst Fan Ever" right?

The entire janitorial staff just put their two weeks notice in.

Taking the ol fashioned "Nickel behind the ear" trick to a whole new level.

I don't blame this guy. Watching that game, it looked like the Lobos were the laziest team in the nation, and could care less about Harvard running them out of the gym. Why would anyone want to cover a careless, lackluster team?

*Just remembering Jeremy Lin also attended Harvard

Tommy, any way you can salvage at least a little bit of this new layout and put articles on the side like the old one? I liked clicking through on the side, going down the list one-by-one, instead of hitting the back button every time I'm done with an article

I thought this was a buzzer beater video? Man Deadspin, you are breaking my heart - first this terrible site layout, now false advertising?

This is still yellow

This is the color yellow