And that's not all.

you can't blame him, that's the only place that will sign him to a 2-year contract.

What about this is at all NSFW?

That face does have a "the motherfuckin Jets?" look to it.

More like Pine Jail Hall, amirite?

White Men Can't Dump

Manti's girlfriend with the save!

Marshalls isn't the only place your mom frequents.

He averaged 21.4 points and nearly six assists a game this year, earning MVP honors, which is kind of like having the most home runs in minor league history.

They'll be accusing him of using Anibalic steroids soon enough.

Even his big draft moment was intercepted.

Not half as funny as his throwing abilities

Did I hear a clown horn in there? What the hell?

Are they speaking in tongues now in Texas?

Great, now Teo is going to have to face the media barrage about where in the world his girlfriend Carmen is.

Give the kid some kudos @Cam_Lyle

"Jesus Christ that was fucking horrible."

Here's a good subreddit for this sort of thing.

Residents of Hanover, MA reported hearing "explosions" on March 12th and 15th.

Sweet product placement for Bridgestone.