Big deal. My grandfather finished a marathon at 91 years old and he was surrounded by bombs the entire time. Now granted, he started when he was 57, and most of the bombs were dropped by him and were of the F variety, but still, chalk another one up for the Choices.

"Beating off fans with Batons"

These rioters SHOULD BE FIRED!!!!

"What is it your period or something?!" was overheard at the game as well. Ironically though, it was one of the girls saying it to Mike Rice.

Surprised it wasn't intercepted

Ref #1: Oh man, are you concussed? Do you know where you are?

My roommate pledges his allegiance to the Lions, Texans, Falcons, Ravens and Cowboys, with the Lions being the only team he has local ties to. Uses the word "we" with every single team. Nothing beats that for "Worst Fan Ever" right?

So he's a leather daddy?

The Aristocats?

deadspin has just been sucking lately. you guys are losing it. I think its this new POS interface.

Taking the ol fashioned "Nickel behind the ear" trick to a whole new level.

Deadspin is officially out of gas. Fun while it lasted.