My phone is a piece of crap 5s that keeps going from 40% battery to 2% in like , 2 seconds. My health care over the last 12 months (actually, 10.5) cost the equivalent of 59 iPhones, and I’m not even that sick. My responsibility was 4 iPhones, which is more than I could put in my FSA to max it out. So even though my…

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Photos of Bey and family preparing to depart are so...funny to me. But then she goofs off with Blue, and I’m like, dammit, she’s immortal.

My husband’s ex-wife was notorious for tripping and falling onto penises. SHe did it a LOT.

I’ve been all podcasts, all the time since mid-November. Can’t do it. No more radio.

OH NO! I was really into this! I wanted it to succeed!

(But not for KH. I was really into it for Laverne Cox!)

I don’t even sit like that in my own home.

On NPR yesterday, one of the Texas lawmakers pushing this bill came out and said that it was to “protect little girls from having men dress up as women and assault them in bathroom.” Isn’t there already a law against adults assaulting children? Or assault in general? If there isn’t, let’s strengthen THOSE laws.

This…

THese documentaries are my undoing, and the same for my menagerie. My youngest dog, at 4 years old, LOVES watching Earth documentaries, and particularly migration shots, chase scenes, and bears.

Had I been a different version of myself, I would have been a biologist focused on big cats or birds of prey, because I am…

I am all about the doing nothing this weekend, except interviewing a new dog sitter.

I want this to be such a train of thought for so many people. Make the world a better place.

That’s exactly it. Greg made him incredibly sympathetic.

Thanks to this whole conversation, I just queued up Netflix to start watching from the beginning.

I am really really happy to see this.

I am also thrilled about Laverne Cox’s character in the new Doubt tv show - a transgender woman, but the story isn’t about her being transgender. It’s just part of her, like being from Cleveland or something.

Bold activism is necessary to make noise, but once people realize that…

I Love Greg. I hope his life is better and happier now, even though he left behind this beautiful shit-show.

Also, he Santino liked one of my tweets. I squeed.

Yes oh my god yes and YES. CEG is LITERALLY the thing that makes me happy, no matter what.

Oh, this would be great! My best friends could be my sister-wives! But I am TOTALLY ok with them going out and having sex with other people and leaving my husband all to me.

Probably because we are all hungry, and tend towards emotional eating.

Everyone keeps telling me to watch this tripe. I haven’t watched.

Y’know, I kinda feel what ScarJo is saying. It’s always people who are like “OMG, I NEVER looked back! It’s been SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS! Grow up, girl!” that I’m the most skeptical of.

I think knowing that you want to be in love, trust someone, and be committed can be a big challenge when you also feel challenged by…

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