Quel est ton twitter handle? I tweet.

Tinder dudes are messed up. My BFF is dating, and it’s kinda terrifying.

I have designed a couple, but don’t have the time on the side (or the money) to get it started. I have in the past (when I had access to a printer and unlimited paper/ink) printed out the pages I designed and kept them in a binder. I typically return to a combination of a weekly planner (hourly columns for each day)…

That’s a comparison I can’t make, but still! Good luck!!

Best vacation so far: 3 weeks in Europe doing research for my thesis. While it was a working vacation, I was basically spending all my time for 3 weeks going to art museums in Europe! (We stayed in an apartment in Paris 1 block from the concert hall that was the site of the terrorist attack. That made me sad, because…

How did you do on previous standardized tests? (SAT, ACT, etc)?

I found that my GRE scores mirrored my SAT and ACT scores in terms of percentage, and while I wasn’t aiming super high, school-wise, I got in a decent program and did quite well.

I’m about to try my old standby, Ranger IPA, with a new twist - meds that I started on Monday which may or may not interact with it. The internet isn’t sure.

Also - because I don’t know exactly where I should put this:

True story. I haven’t become a mother, and I lavish love and adoration on my house full of rescue animals. They don’t need to worry about fat shaming, being told that maybe the abortion would have been a better option, and they definitely don’t get beaten. So I think I won in that sense. The rest of my siblings are…

Hi, are you me?

I still clearly remember my mother (who wasn’t all that thin and delicate) saying, in front of a room full of people, “Oh, god, where did you get that double chin?? There’s almost 3 there!”

I was 5'6" and weighed about 120.

I refuse to buy jeans with fake pockets.

Exactly - the black base primer is such a “why aren’t they all like this!!?” Plus, I love wearing it during the day before I reapply at night and put on full makeup for going out. It does just enough without being too ‘done’ for daytime looks.

Will do. There’s a Madewell right by my normal mall parking spot, but I have never stopped in there yet.

Not familiar with this brand but will check them out! Thank you!!

I’ve got some Target jeans that are boot cut, and I roll them up a bit to get the general look I am going for. They’re pretty much what I’ve been doing for the boyfriend look until I find the perfect pair.

Oooh, I had no idea Paige had any boyfriend crop styles. I have several pairs of Paige skinnies (skyline and verdugo, both long and cropped) and if I could find boyfriend cut ones, it would be the ultimate perfect jeans. Hadn’t even *thought* about checking Nordstrom Rack. THANK YOU!

And yeah - the butt thing is a struggle. My family has a natural inclination toward pancake ass, and through the miracle of genetics, a different father, and many many many years of dance, my ass has avoided the same fate as the rest of the women in my family, but one wrong drape of fabric, and the whole house of…

Those might be worth checking out too. Thank you!!

Either that, or “how to” packages - rent the lighting, the camera, etc.

You never know. There could be. Create packages with a beautiful location, great editing, and so on.

The problem with actual porn sex is the editing, though - it’s all acting, rather than what people think of when it comes to sexy time, from start…

Truth on the unflattering silhouettes, which is why I have yet to get on the “expensive fancy sweatpants” trend.

Filters, lighting, and editing. If we all had filters, lighting, and editing, we’d all look amazing.

Those look promising. And now that I am getting to be near a certain age, it probably wouldn’t hurt me to try a higher waistline. Thank you!