Martha Stewart has a lemonade recipe in the June issue of Living, and it uses lemons 3 days. I also thought of it as a sly nod to Beyonce.

Um, my court date went well and my fines were less than I expected. Which is awesome, because I can’t tell anyone about getting arrested because I am horrified and ashamed, and this means I have that part taken care of.

I got my brows done today too, and I feel like a whole new woman.

Red Betty IPA from Canada, because it sounded interesting. We were going to go out, but it’s been pissing rain all day, and I just can’t be bothered. I could drink bourbon or whiskey (I have both) but I need to play with some sound equipment before an 8 AM film shoot tomorrow morning. Why did I offer to get this done…

Not thematic at all, but I bought the Juliette Has A Gun fragrance sampler at Sephora this week on account of the 3x VIB points for fragrance purchases. I’m pretty pleased with it so far.

Here’s the kit.

So far, I love the “Not A Perfume” - a single note pure scent ideal for layering.

From the kit I have tried:

Anyway
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I use Urban Decay’s primer on my eyes before putting on liner, and then set it with a dab of shadow, and it stays all day.

The central branch of the library here in town has a map exhibit on this month. Hubs and I had Monday off and were downtown, and we went and had a look-see of the old maps. It was excellent.

The Silmarillion was my first Tolkien. That knowledge has only impressed one person. I married him.

The grandmother of one of my elementary school classmates taught at Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone’s high school. Word on the street was she was kind of a PITA.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMAMAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGUUUUUUDDDDDDDD FLUFFY!!!

I miss my persian. I have two silly black cats, but I used to have a black persian, and a fluffy tortie. Miss them both.

How does the daily password work? I have seen it, but I am not sure what to do with it!

Fuckin Tubbs, man. I renamed him Fat Bastard.

I actually renamed most of my cats, and so I don’t know who they are according to the real game names.

I’m a vegetarian. I don’t trust people who won’t eat cheese.

I mean, not really, but every vegan I know personally has been incredibly vocal about it. It’s like that joke “Q: How do you know if someone runs marathons*? A: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”

I think it might be that they feel it’s a religious/moral/ethical…

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor, I do not play one on tv, but I say this from a semi-informed position:

There are 2 factors important in the safe and healthy weight loss process, particularly for large numbers like many of these people:

1. Mindset/mental health support
2. A diet that helps to reset metabolism

I work at a…

High five! I hate bananas. Texture. Taste. Smell. SOUND. People don’t believe me, but there is a SOUND when someone eats bananas and it is the worst!

Are we also talking about the amazing burns that Obama threw down? Because that was just fantastic.

If you have an iPhone, this is the one I use: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/binaura…

I set it to start at approx 12.5 Hz for relaxation, with a guided meditation track in another app. The Sleep Timer on this app is set to approx 4 hours. I set the autopilot to transition to .5 Hz over about 1 hour. That takes you…

THIS! I loved how he was like, “No, no? ok. Cool. Keeping on.”

Yes, the last 90 seconds had me straight up misty-eyed. And “yo, Barry...” WIN.

I had that experience when trying to get my long running ativan rx re-upped in my first year of grad school. They literally said “we don’t prescribe ativan to students. They don’t need it.” I was like “B, please. I am of an age, and have had this RX for 10 years, and never got addicted. Gimme my sleep plz.” Took a…

Ativan works wonders for sleep. I love mine. I mention it here all the time.

<3 <3 Me + Ativan = TLA <3 <3