OMG - Wear it everywhere!!!

That is amazing. Can you imagine how much fun she would be as a friend?

RIGHT???? My inability to afford these dresses has been at least 25% responsible for my shit mood today.

Thank you! Yeah, I ended up with a gown less than 1/3 that price, and it was more “day in the park” (but still lovely and elegant and long.) If we had been doing more of a speakeasy and jazz music thing, this would have been a winner. C’est la vie. I loved my actual dress too.

Post pics of your lovely Temperly??

The real answer is this:

All top sheets. For everything.

I put a fitted sheet on my mattress, then a top sheet, then my (uncovered) down duvet, then ANOTHER top sheet, then a light blanket. We make the bed every morning by pulling top sheet 1 under the pillows, then grabbing everything else and just flopping it over.…

I have so much obsession with both Temperly and Jenny Packham, courtesy of Kate. I tried on a Jenny Packham dress when shopping for my wedding, and was completely in love with it, despite the fact that it was 60% of our total wedding budget. But it was SOOOO pretty, and SO HARD to say no to. My MIL and BFF were with…

She absolutely did. In that dress, too.

I have an eyebrow that arches with skepticism. I have absolutely no poker face.

I have thought about the botox though, but only to control the “11" lines between my brows. I want to keep the arch, but maybe remove just a little bit of the “oh no you fucking didn’t” results.

Have you seen the entire Vanity Fair slideshow of her outfits from this trip? There’s a pic of Kate taking the bow/arrow. She SLAYS. VF dubbed her Kate-niss.

I have a love-hate relationship with this woman. I have a 2 degrees of separation from her (friend went to St. Andrews at the same time) and I adore everything…

YES, please. I am so sick of the breathless mouthbreather look.

I kinda love the eyeliner, but I cannot do that look to save my life, thanks to super heavy upper lids (yay, hungarian-jewish roots).

#TeamJen4Ever #AntiBrangelina

I shot weddings for several years, and at the end, I gave up - not because I hated it (though I started to hate brides) and not because it wasn’t good money (it could be) but it was such a fucking hustle to try to try to explain WHY I was charging the amounts for what people got. I am convinced that the best way to go…

I don’t know much about carbonara bc I don’t eat it, but I make a rustic version for my hubby that he swears is amazing.

JFC Martha is 74?? How did I not know this???


That shocked/struck me to the point that I didn’t even read the rest of this article.

That’s exactly my thoughts. Why did they have to mention that it was a pit-bull type dog? It has nothing to do with the dog’s breed. This won’t end well for the dog, sadly, through no fault of its own.

Hahaha. :) Happy Faces For Everyone!!!

I’ll be super happy in 4 hours when my husband finally arrives home from NYC. In the meantime, I’m going to google the shit out of stuff for work, search for the perfect nylons, drink beer, watch The Affair, and be glad at least if I am stuck in Colorado, I have 1) excellent beer…

Oh, I know all about NYC adjacent. I have friends all up and down the Hudson line of the Metro-North. I went to grad school at Bard, and spent summer weekends in Park Slope and hanging out with friends at Parsons.

Paris has always been a second home to me in terms of language, feeling, and more. I’m fluent, and it’s…

Loved the Alienist.

I am totally an east coast, NYC type, but I just don’t have enough $$ to live there, and I married a guy who was a CO native. Truth be told, if I could, I’d move to London or Paris. The bigger the city, the easier it is for me to feel home, alone, and free.

Don’t come to Colorado. We’re full up of California types here, but with almost NYC pricing.

My husband is in NYC right now, and we were just talking about how many starbucks are within the single map view of his hotel (too many.)

Because Satan Made It So!