The boy and I are being pretty boring - Dread Pirate Roberts and Princess Buttercup - but only because we don't have the time to make STEAMPUNK GOTH CYBERPUNK COSPLAY MASHUP versions. (kidding. I am so sick of anachronistic mashups.)
Our dawgs are going to be "Red Riding Hood" (the pit bull), "Granny Wolf" (the doodle)…