Is it just me, or does this jacket appear to be subliminally saying "oh, no no no!"?

One guy I went on a date with insisted on a BJ at the end of the night (true story, but takes place in the 90s...pre-internet-everything and text messaging) - I rejected him, and told him I wasn't interested next time he called. The next two weeks were CONSTANT CONSTANT CONSTANT phone calls and voice mails ranging…

I *totally* had a similar experience in real world dating. I was flirting with a friend of a friend, and we went on one date, and I tried to be up front about being fresh out of a relationship, seeing other people, etc.

We had to have a second date so he could tell me that he was really angry about me flirting with…

Same here. I paid for my college applications (when I was 21) with change I stashed while waiting tables. Never took the SATs, and relied on the grades I got at a community college ($35/credit hour, I paid cash....I miss those fucking days) to get me in. Still took me 11 years to get my undergraduate degree.

I stayed in a place like that outside of Pittsburgh. We arrived at like 2 am, and were so damn exhausted that we just sat up, on the sheets, and prayed for morning. Sadly, when we woke up, we saw a beautiful white shining tower of a higher quality hotel that we just couldn't see for the exhaustion the night before.

The…

My youngest does this, and continues to do it as age 2. Our oldest has definitely told him when enough is enough, but there's plenty of face-fights still. Puppies who stay with their litter-mates and parents longer will often learn the limits of this behavior, but puppies from rescue situations may not get the right…

Honestly, my doc has me bump my ADD and anti-depressants based on my cycle, because shit goes sideways based on the day. It is not fun to be trying to be awesome, and instead feel like murder, or worse, ineffectual. So I can see some of the benefits of this knowledge.

I also have a regional variance with my accent. I grew up on the Canadian border and can slip very easily into the more clipped tones of the Northeast, Ontario, and New York - my family is from these regions after arriving at Ellis Island - to the American ear. Yet, the minute I speak French, I am immediately pegged…

As someone who once worked in Greek Life - This is adorable as all get out. I am thrilled to see these dudes hanging out and playing like this, rather than getting wasted, manipulating the Laydeees and so on.

Now see, the one that popped into my (also old) head was Shakespeare Sister's song:

I actually had a friend post the story and make a comment about the importance of reading comprehension as the lead-in to the link, and STILL the first comment was "Sad. :("

My 19 year old persian would *only* drink out of a glass for the last 6 years of her life. I had to have them everywhere.

I now have two ADORABLE black cats I rescued from a barn. Boy cat loves kisses, hugs, toilet paper and all the things edible. Girl cat loves NOTHING. But damn, she's pretty.

Oh, I am old enough to be in the demo you're speaking of...and I totally think Levine is douchy....but STILL think he is attractive. It's embarrassing and I try to avoid the topic unless I am in a safe community. I honestly can't explain the appeal.

This is honestly so great. SO great. One of the best write-ups on Jezebel in a while. I've gone to PAX with my hubby and his BFF - who are total game nerds. He bought me a weekend pass, and all I could do was manage one day. I'm a nerd, but in a different way - my way is acceptable to the world: white girl gets art…

Huh, that's interesting, because I am *between* 35 and 40, though I consistently assert that I am 29. I think I say "on accident" but I am not sure.

Holy crap, that made me laugh because I annoy the pants off my husband by chewing ice. He will banish me for it.

Yeah, fun is the last word I would consider using to describe it. You could also mention the random digestive system irritation that means I have *no option* but to stay home and on the toilet. Or the random "oh, hi, I'm unpredictable, let me bleed through all your clothing" thing. But the pain, really, that's the…

I'm a vegetarian, and Jewish, and I LOVE the smell of bacon. BUT - and this is no joke - fucking Lemon Pledge gets me EVERY TIME. A *good* lemon smell is better than anything, yo.

Or if someone is peeing on my toilet. #ihatepartieswheremenpeeinmybathroom #seriouslywhydoIhavetocleanupthatshit #ifyousprinklewhenyoutinklebeasweetiewhipetheseatie

My husband said "Not really." And then he said "Why? Do you want to test it?" and I was like "No. Internet."