A few years ago, I did a favor for a friend. He was extremely drunk and had to write a paper that was due at midnight.

Since it was the beginning of his last semester, and the material was easy, I stepped in and cranked it out.

Two days later, it happened again, and once again, I manned-up.

He ends up panicked that, now…

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

I quit watching horse races about 10 years ago. I see no reason that it needs to be an industry.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

Pictured: Inadequate Hand.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

Speaking just to the Hillary part... are you and the (as of now 3) people who starred you that fucking stupid? Hillary the architect??? She’s running the military now? She’s the super-secret commander in chief? Do you read what you write or just flop your fingers around on the keyboard until something resembling a…

Oh thank god the Intentionally Obtuse False Equivalency Guy is here to educate us all!

Hillary has been a key architect of military interventions that have killed hundreds of thousands of Muslims? Was that as Secretary of State, Senator, First Lady, or President of Imagination Town? That’s gonna get a [citation needed], and, given the setting here, it better be in meme form.

Nope.

2! 4! 6! 8!

You have no idea of what you’re talking about, or what “protected class” means in a legal context.

I would never in a million years suggest anyone vandolize another man’s property, but I think it would be funny if one morning he found Bernie bumper stickers on all* the cars on his used car lot.

So the guy who doesn’t like socialism tells someone to go to the government for support, and the guy who claims to be a Christian refuses to love his enemies and wears pride (one of the seven deadly sins) on his sleeve.

I think the chances he’s dealing with actual socialists on a daily basis in NC/SC is about negative 9000. I’d love to think his business would suffer for refusing service to someone in need, but in reality his phone is probably ringing off the hook from similarly small-minded people clapping him on the back and…

When I made a trip to NC a few years ago to drive The Tail of The Dragon a local told me that my interracial relationship with my white girlfriend was wrong in God’s eyes. I wish I had a joke to insert here, but its no surprise that the area is still stuck in the past.

In an ordinary world, abandoning an ill woman at the side of the road would destroy that man’s livelihood. This is not an ordinary world.

Towing company owner is an asshole, news at 11.